Funny Indirect – Phrases for Whats

Receive double everything you want from me… Were you happy? Or worried? ✌️

And if the cap fits, normal… Children always take everything personally! 👌

Of course I speak to myself. Sometimes I need a competent opinion.👌😂

It’s not enough to be poor, you have to have a place inside the house that has a bag full of bags! 😂😂

When I get a boyfriend he can rest assured that I will never cheat on him. It’s hard to get an imagine two. 👌😂

People already judge me for what I say, imagine if they knew what I think!

I was in my room and the lamp burned out… Poor thing couldn’t stand my glare! 👌

My mistake was putting ❤️ in your name without knowing who you really were!

I just wanted to say: That I’m so into yours that I don’t know where mine is anymore!

Ask me on a date and I accept! 😂😎

Did you deny it to my face? Soon I am the owner of the prints! 👌👌

Trying to find here where it says that I’m obliged… ✌️👌

Before offending and criticizing, use the mirror without moderation! 😎✌️

If I talk to myself? I even curse myself! 😂👌

It’s doing 💩 that life is fertilized!

I look at the person and think: I hate this person from somewhere!😂😂

Before I want to take my ground I’m going to tell you a secret… I know how to fly! 👌👌

I’ll suck all your happiness… You’ll starve to death! ✌️

Some people are just like ☁ … You look and see an animal!

Passano monke here in the dry answer that you gave me! 😎👌