60 FUNNY GOOD MORNING Phrases – For WhatsApp!

Hold on world, this hottie has already woken up. Good morning!

Good morning to the handsome and the ugly alike. Only you decide which group you belong to.

I wish you an aromatic coffee and a short Monday. Good morning!

Some people wake up quickly. Some people wake up slowly. I wake up half dead. Good day.

He who gets up early… gets sleepy all day!

Today I woke up with many purposes. Then I remembered that it’s not the end of the year and I forgot.

I’m sleepier than a deputy in an ordinary session.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: 1. People who love to get up early. 2. People who would destroy people who like to get up early.

When the sunlight peeks over the horizon… I roll over and go back to sleep. Good day!

Getting up early is the first step in the wrong direction! Good morning!

Raise! That whoever gets up early, God gives him beautiful dark circles.

Good morning and get to work, we were born great but not millionaires.

Good day. If you want to see a fool entertained, read on, if you want to see a fool entertained, read on, if you want to see a fool.

I don’t want to interrupt your pillow romance, but it’s time to wake up!

Good morning! Run for your dreams! If you don’t reach them, at least you do sports.

They have told me that I have a sleepy bear that snores very loudly at home, but I already made it clear to them that I don’t have any bear, it’s just you.

Happy day to you, to me and to those early risers, those strange beings of nature who enjoy getting out of bed early.

Good morning. How did everyone wake up? Surely not as handsome as me. But it doesn’t matter, I still wish you a day as beautiful as me.

You sleep like a dormouse, but it takes you longer to get up than it takes an old man with no teeth to eat a nut.

When I told you that you have to live your dreams, I didn’t mean that you should let the sheets stick to you.

Good morning to all who have the pleasure of knowing me.

I smiled right after getting up. I think I dislocated my face. Good morning!

Good morning to all the gluttons who fell asleep dreaming about breakfast.

The dream state is like a roll of toilet paper: long and useful.

Good morning, and memorize the lesson: nights of debauchery, mornings of ibuprofen.

Good morning, clan! Now let’s straighten our entire astral body and assume a correct fucking attitude!

I don’t know what the recipe for happiness is… I only know that it has coffee. Good morning!

Did you know that it takes you longer to get up than it takes the Earth to go around the Sun? Good morning!

Good morning! Although some are still sleeping… What envy!

Don’t forget to smile today. Remember that tomorrow you could be missing a tooth.

Never give up on your dreams: sleep 5 more minutes.

Good morning to all. Even for you, weird little creature reading this message: have a nice day.

Remember that we are in the age of the frog: we do whatever we want. Good morning!

I have a problem with my alarm clock: it always rings when I’m sleeping.

Calm down, calm down! It is not Monday. It’s only one day after Sunday.

According to a study by I don’t know what, a person sleeps on average a third of their life. But I believe that you have already fulfilled all your available quota.

Good morning everyone except the weather. He’s been very cold to me lately.

If sleeping is free, why is it so hard to get up?

Today I woke up like a field without cows: listless. Good morning!

Today I woke up happy and wanting to give you money. But since I am poor, settle for the good morning.

Life is Beautiful. You are the ugly ones. Good morning!

The morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it arrives at the most uncomfortable time of the day.

You sleep like a marmot, but your head is like a cork oak.

I send you nice and good wishes… but if you don’t want them, send them back to me! Good morning.

You are one of those who likes to wake up with some “good funny messages”, right? Well, on the kitchen counter you have a couple of phrases for you to have fun today, and they say: Shopping list and today’s errands.

Have you heard that saying “create fame and go to sleep”? Well, it seems that you have skipped the first step.

The early mornings I get up are funnier when I think I’ll see your angry faces in the morning. Good morning!

It’s time to leave our sweet lover and wake up to the bitter reality of every day. Don’t worry, she will wait for you in bed tonight. Did you guess the character? Have a happy day.

Today is a good day to stay in bed like croquette: fried and battered.

If you want to have a good day, smile; Not only will you be happier, but you will make the bitter even more bitter.

I leave you a riddle to wake up with energy: Her skin is soft like cotton and her interior is tender like feathers. She sings sweet dreams in your ear and she witnesses all your antics. You must leave her at dawn and be reunited with her skin at dusk. Who is she?

Good morning! Today I woke up with the batteries on. Too bad they are downloaded!

Start the day with positivity like, “I’ll be back in bed in just 17 hours.” Good day!

Good morning! Are you getting up or do I need to start crowing like a rooster?

It’s not that I sleep a lot, it’s that I rest more slowly.

Good morning. Today everything will go smoothly… because I borrowed your car to go out to party and I left my bike outside the house for you.

On Mondays I get the better of laziness. Ah, it’s Tuesday! Tuesdays too.

Every morning I wake up and check Forbes’ list of the richest people in the world. If I’m not there, I go to work.

My bed and I love each other, the alarm clock just won’t accept it. Good morning!