+ 100 beautiful and funny declarations of love

Love is an electric blanket with someone else at the control of the switch.

I have learned that love is like a brick, since with it you can build a house or sink a corpse.

They love you when you’re on all the covers. When you are not there, then they love someone else.

The shine in your eyes, your breath, your heat… make my heart beat. I could not live without you.

I have stopped believing everything in the Bible, now I believe that the first six days he created the world, and the seventh was dedicated to perfecting you.

The first kiss united us forever and every time I kiss you again the universe lights up and renews our love.

The more stones I find in our path, the more I want to continue walking with you. The word impossible with you does not exist.

I will never tell you that I love you, but let me prove it to you every minute for the rest of my life. want?

You are everything to me: friend, companion, confidant, accomplice, understanding, loyal, tender, loving, infinite and human.

I want the waves of the sea to bring to the shore of my life the greatest treasure on earth: you.

If I knew how to write I would be the author of the most beautiful love novel, although the truth is that for that I would only have to put your name on each page.

It suffocates me not to feel you close, don’t move away beyond the contact of our bodies, everything else tastes cold and lifeless to me.

When I look at your eyes my legs tremble, my heart skips a beat, my breathing quickens… is it because I love you?

Every time I look at you you shine like a star that illuminates my life, you give me joy and a desire to be happy.

Every time you leave, I stay in the sad night, every time you appear the day is filled with light and joy.

Destiny and chance brought us together, since then there is no more destiny than you and no more chance than loving you like no one and nothing in the world.

Your kisses make me ascend to heaven. You are in heaven and you are the greatest of heavens. That’s why I call you that.

Not with all the words, nor with all the poems, nor with all the songs could I express to you everything I feel for you.

I don’t know when you’re going to love me, I do know that I have to conquer you…

For you I would wait for the Arctic ice to melt. And it wouldn’t be long with the fire of my love.

I think I’m starting to develop a serious multiple personality disorder from thinking about you so much.

You showed up without warning. My life was completed and now it makes sense. I wouldn’t change it for anything, or anyone.

Deeply in love with you, I am beginning to know who I am. Although I really only care about you.

Without you it would be difficult for me to live, your presence gives me life, I breathe and beat with the rhythm of your heart, I need you.

You and I don’t need words, by looking at each other and touching each other we know everything about each other.

Blue eyes, strawberry lips, rose and carnation perfume… With so much charm you drive me crazier and crazier every day.

When I see you, I dream, and when I dream, I see you. I don’t know when I’m awake anymore.

You asked me if you saw the woman I love. And I told you maybe every morning. You were confused. And you don’t realize that you see it every time you look in the mirror.

You started out as my dream, you became my passion, and today you are the owner of my heart.

Just thinking about you makes me sigh. Just dreaming about you makes me shudder. Sighing and shuddering I can only think of you.

With you everything is special. You amaze me, you make each of our moments magical, you complement me, you improve me… I think I am a better person thanks to you.

I always dreamed of being with you. Now that I’m with you, I think I’m dreaming.

There is nothing in the world that would make me happier than growing old with you.

I started living when I found you and since then the only thing I fear is losing you and starting to die.

I like to feel the beats of your heart, I like to soak myself in your sweat, I like to breathe the air from your mouth, I like the perfume of your skin. I like you.

Sharing the rest of our lives with you will feel very short, I hope I can find you in another life.

The language of your body is my language, your eyes are mine, I make your feelings also mine and I return them to you increased to infinity.

You take me to infinite pleasure, just for your love.

A thousand times after I was born, a thousand times I would look for you again across the five continents until I found you and made you mine.

If you pluck a thousand daisies you will always get the same answer. Yeah.

I can’t give you the best in the world, but I’m going to give you… I’m going to give you.

When you are in love they are the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

There are two things that a man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love.

How stupid all the men in the world must be if a beauty like you is single.

Love, as blind as it is, prevents lovers from seeing the funny nonsense they commit.

Love does not exist, it is an invention of drunken nights.

We are imperfect but together, despite you and despite me, we are perfection.

If I had a cent every time I thought of you… I would have already managed to dominate the world.

Love is as important as food. But it doesn’t feed.

I had nausea and tingling all over my body. I was either in love or had smallpox.

I was scared when I saw you, you are so beautiful that I thought I had died and gone to heaven.

The physique doesn’t matter, but I fall in love with your buttocks.

To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman you have to love her very much and try not to understand her at all.

The first love, for love; the second, out of spite; the third, out of habit.

You can do it in bed, on the couch, on the table, in the chair, in the car, even on the floor… The point is to sleep!

Without you, dreams will be just that… dreams. Living with you is the best of dreams.

How can I simply tell you that I love you? How can I tell you that I can’t live without you?

I need to have your support, understanding, complicity, imagination, desire, passion and above all your love.

Inside me I always carry you with me and if I leave you for just a moment I lose my breath.

Love knocked on my door, and I had gone out for bread.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

I was born to live and die by your side and when this happens, my soul will never be separated from you.

Every night I dream of you and every morning I wake up with the hope of seeing you, hearing you, even if you don’t know it yet.

What I feel for you is so strong that it will warm your house for the rest of your life.

I perceive something new inside me…. something hot, incredible, magical and romantic: you.

You are so special and unique that you drive me crazy with desire and…