To celebrate this special date with a lot of good humor, we gathered here funny Christmas phrases to celebrate with joy that is always present, check it out;
Next year I promise to behave myself, see?
Santa, this year I’ve been a good person, maybe good or suddenly not too badβ¦ Yeah, maybe I’d better buy my own gift. π΅
Where is the part of orders fulfilled?
Christmas is a farce, I always ask for a lot of money and I only get a lot of bills to pay. π
Sorry, I know everyone wanted me, but it won’t be possible
Take it easy on orders for Christmas, Santa Claus said I’m already very disputed. π€£
The money was lacking, but the affection has!
I counted all my money to know what I would give each of you this Christmas, and you will all receive a hug from me. π
How can you not be happy with money and time off?
The Christmas spirit is fueled by the 13th salary and the holidays! π
How beautiful is what Christmas represents, isn’t it?
It’s Christmas, what a joy! For this beautiful date, we cannot leave aside its real meaning; Eat until you can’t anymore! β¨
This time was more fun when it was full of gifts
I loved Christmas until I was too old to pretend to believe in Santa Claus and get presents. π΅
It’s time to get the new clothes, Christmas is here!
Christmas is coming, time to perfect your look, put on the best perfume and feel perfect to stay in your living room. π
Nothing better than the clichΓ© of every year we love
Christmas is a bad time, for family gatherings, to fill the belly and still have leftovers from supper. π
Christmas is a time for plenty, there’s no room for anything else
I don’t want anyone limiting food at Christmas or questioning their weight, I’ve never seen Santa on a diet. π
Looking forward to the arrival of next year
For this end of the year, Santa Claus and I have a lot in common, we’re fed up! π΅
Looking forward to supper, I want to eat like there’s no tomorrow
Things have changed, today the anxiety is for food and not for gifts. Merry Christmas! π
It’s for a next time to have me as a gift
Too bad I’m too big to be under your Christmas tree, this year you won’t have the gift you’ve been dreaming of. π€£
I hope the good old man doesn’t spoil all my desire
For this Christmas, I wrote a little letter asking Santa for a fat bank account and a skinny abs. I hope you don’t get confused in the order like in other years. π
Repeat look is fine as long as it’s Santa Claus
I don’t know why I worry so much about the new clothes for Christmas, Santa Claus always wears the same one and everyone loves it. π
Celebrating the life of Jesus is already today’s gift
We need to stop with this Christmas gift idea, it’s Jesus’ birthday and not my friends and family’s. π
I’ll do my best in the production after all, it’s Christmas
Christmas is coming and not even the Christmas tree will steal the shine of my beauty on the living room sofa. π
A good mood can turn this into our best Christmas
May your HoHoHo be filled with HaHaHa. Merry Christmas to all of us, happy holidays! π
For those who don’t miss the opportunity to use a sung…
This Christmas, I just want some weather on sleds. π
Come get what you left with me, old man
Good thing it’s Christmas again, last year I ended up with Santa’s belly, I hope he gets it back now. π΅
Christmas phrases
10/11/2022
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