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I don’t know what your opinion is, but I’m already against it.😘😘
Passion passes. Love washes and cooks.😂😂 Tati Bernardi
Hypocrisy: art of demanding from others what is not practiced.🤦♀️🤦♀️
I don’t have to print for anyone, I’m not a printer!🤷♀️🤷♀️
Taking care of other people’s lives is easy. It’s hard to clean your own belly button.💁♀️😗
Sorry I don’t mind, but my mental health is worth more than stress. 😉
I’m out of contention, whoever is in need must fight, not me. 💅
If it’s to suffer, let it be at the gym, where pain brings results. 👀
Loved by some, hated by others, but never forgotten right. 🙊
I’m not Egypt to put up with plague. 😘
Paying like crazy to avoid any wear and tear. 😛
We try to evolve spiritually, but people don’t cooperate. 🙄
Yesterday I didn’t care, today I’m the same yesterday! 💆
Drunks, kids and leggings always tell you the truth!😉😉
My Tinder looks like a rich man’s bakery. Just hot and inaccessible stuff.🤭🤭
I’m so unlucky, that at the end of the tunnel there must be a utility bill for me to pay!🤦♀️🤦♀️
First charm. Then disenchantment. Finally, each to their own corner.😆😆
How about a nice cup of “mind your own business”?🤷♀️🙋♀️
Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.😉😉
Greasy food is romantic… It goes straight to the heart.❤❤
I learned what was right, with the wrong person.🤦♀️🙅♀️
Whoever invented seriousness could only be kidding.
No one can be wise on an empty stomach.🤪
As handsome as Frankenstein.😂
Love is psychological, heart only beats blood!
Yes, I have flaws, and just to let you know too!
You have reached 100% of my patience. Tomorrow we talk.😘😘
Your opinion of me will be most welcome if I ask.👊
Shame tea in the face, nobody wants to drink it
Here where I live, people invent, increase, spread and compete to see who has the most unprecedented gossip. 💁♀️
The person pretends to deceive me and I pretend to believe him
That’s it, right: after experiencing certain hells, it’s not just any situation that burns me. 🔥
I have pain on the keyboard. From you, I have indifference even!
Storm in a glass of water is not enough… I make a deluge in a syrup cap. 💦
I use irony because I can’t use a nuclear bomb!
My native language is sincerity, but I’m also fluent in ironies. 💁♀️
Linda, you are not the sun for my life to revolve around yours…
Envy you? I envy those who can spend their holidays in the Maldives Islands. 🌴
What an irony… There was a war going on inside her and she would smile
The most ironic part of growing up is that you get to know more people, and at the same time see that you don’t really know anyone. 😎
Demands respect from others, but you don’t give respect…
What an irony… Sometimes we expect from others things that we are not able to offer. 😎
It’s so false that I think I’m in Paraguay
Sometimes falsehood comes from the person you least expect! 🔥
Irony is you dream big, with small attitudes
Remember that the only thing that falls from the sky is rain! 💦
Keeping me away from all negativity
It’s been so long since I’ve talked to some people, I hope to keep it that way because I’m doing great. 😃
Here nothing goes unnoticed
I don’t hold grudges or grudges, I hold names. 👀
Little flaw compared to so many qualities, huh?
My mistake is that I’m no good, otherwise everything is fine. ✌️
There are people who don’t even affect me
Whoever tried to stab me in the back; Do better, I’m still standing. 😛
Anyone who thinks I don’t know everything is wrong.
What my eyes don’t see, my friends send print. 👀
As they diminish me, I grow without an audience
I’ve never been silly but I’ve always done myself, whoever laughs last always laughs best. 😉
I’ve never been silly but I’ve always done myself, whoever laughs last always laughs best.
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