Date me?

Wants to date me? Really dating. Everyone will know. Everyone will see. Really dating. Going to the movies hand in hand, helping the mother-in-law to do the shopping at the market, asking you to come over to my house to get water and food for the cats when I’m in São Paulo. Really dating.

Sending a note, a letter, a flower, a telegram, sending a kiss for a photo, all the most ridiculous publicly that a relationship has. Dating people can’t take it anymore from so much I would talk about you. Would you like?

I promise to laugh at your millions of Polaroid photos, I promise not to get annoyed when you can’t give me simple directions on how to get somewhere.

I promise never to ask to read your old stuff again, or complain that you always bang your head on the car door before you leave, or that you can never decide where we’re going to eat – and when I do, there’s nothing for you to eat there, because nowhere has anything for a vegetarian to eat.

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I promise not to call you early in the morning, not tell you not to use your cell phone on the bus, or complain that you’ve been getting ready for an hour and a half – and you haven’t even showered yet.

Date me? Do stupid boyfriend things with me, like walk into the photo booth together, run out in the middle of the street and hug or call your work and ask to talk to you just to say I love you. Wants to date me? Dating to choose the children’s name, breed of dogs, if they are going to be Fluminense or Botafogo (there’s crazy for everything).

Dating from wanting to know the shame of a teenager, playing video games with your brother and putting your picture as my cell phone wallpaper, and killing his battery when I miss you just looking at you.

I promise we’ll be like we wanted to be back there, for breakfast at the gas station. I promise that everything will be exactly as we planned, timtim by timtim. I promise I’ll massage, ruffle your hair and pet you when you’re sleepy. I promise that I will be a different person, that I will be the person you deserve me to be, that you deserve to have by your side. I promise I won’t make the mistakes I’ve made again – and that you’ve forgiven me countless times. I promise I will make you feel like the most loved woman in the world.

Date me?

Per: Leo Luz – Via: understand men