Pokémon Go finally arrived in Brazil and, of course, quickly became a phenomenon, just as it was in the countries where it was previously released. Fun, interesting and nostalgic, the game is worth all the hype🇧🇷
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The only annoying thing? Having to walk a lot to find the rarest monsters. And, obviously, the more difficult a Pokemon is to catch, the more valuable it is. Below, a totally subjective ranking on the experience of capturing them.
We have to get it!
Get out, Zubat.
Fuck off, Pidgey…
Nobody cares about you, Spearow!
147. Nidoran (male)
Another pokémon that is everywhere and nobody cares.
146. Nidoran (female)
The same goes for the female version.
Cute, cute, but also easily found.
Is he an armadillo?
It makes me sad to think that you spent so much time getting him to evolve into a Beedrill…
A crab. It’s everywhere.
Cute but ordinary: it appears everywhere.
Weak, ordinary, uninteresting… Shimejis are better.
Any average pokémon trainer should already have four Pidgeottos.
What’s most impressive about him, aside from becoming a stone turtle, is that he can fly. Unfortunately, it can also be found on every corner.
Far from people wanting to problematize pokémon, but already problematizing: Jynx is racist, yes. Although, in the last updates, Nintendo changed his face color to purple, he still remains that pokémon that resembled a person doing blackface🇧🇷
One word: disgust.
It came from the sea, but it can be found around any corner.
One more from the series: nobody cares.
Remember: one day it will be butterfree.
A pokemon seal. <3
Get out, Golbat.
There’s no way: we are always moved by sad life stories.
One day it will be butterfree, one day it will be butterfree, one day it will be butterfree.
A legendary beetle. Nothing more than that.
What were the Pokemon creators using when they came up with the idea for a walking plant?
That pokémon that is “pigeon type”.
How cute, so approachable, like a little flea.
She came from outer space to do this kind of thing. <3
“Here is bodybuilder”.
Like a Bellsprout only fluffier.
A starfish with psychic powers. We respect.
A ball of gas. He only has some recognition for being a member of Team Rocket.
How many eggs can you make a Pokemon?
In good English: SNAKE.
117 and 116. Nidorina and Nidorino.
They are not as hard to find as they seem.
A fighting frog, is there anything more unusual? Exists.
Does anyone have a sledgehammer?
Slightly (but only slightly) more interesting than Paras. Which doesn’t mean much.
Make no mistake: it looks mighty, but it’s about as easy to get hold of as a Golbat.
The Siamese twins from Pokémon.
It’s like the crazy monkey from “The Powerpuff Girls”, except he’s a mollusk and can hardly survive out of water.
What happens when eggs become coconut trees.
The true king of the seas we know very well is Gyarados.
Three heads = three personalities. One of the most gifted Pokémon in the universe.
It looks like it’s rare, but it only looks like it, see? There are Porygon almost everywhere.
Nobody can blame the poor pokémon: migraines really are one of the worst things in the world. The good part is that he can turn pain into power. Very good!
Because whoever was born to be Pikachu will never want to be Raichu.
The famous case of the Pokémon that looks strong, but is easily found on Brazilian street corners.
Clefairy with wings.
Didn’t want me when I was Magicarp, won’t have me when I’m Gyarados.
In good Karhashian Portuguese: KOBRA.
He gives you the creeps, but he has an excellent sense of humor.
It is not that difficult to be found, but it is still a victory to capture such a peculiar animal.
The ~stinky mary~ of Pokémon.
Three is too much.
The smaller the shell, the better the pearl…
When Pokémon meets “Jurassic Park”.
Very sad that this is the incomparable evolution of Jigglypuff. Proof that things don’t always change for the better.
Another pokémon similar to pikachu, but ugly.
When someone goes to the gym and only works out their arms.
It’s a Weepinbell with less charisma.
If he had been in the “Suicide Squad” he could have saved the film.
The evolution of a starfish with psychic powers. We respect even more.
Nidoqueen Rainha, Xuxa nadinha.
Poisonous goo! It must be fun to have one of these in real life, but in the Pokemon universe it’s another pigeon-type monster.
“The monster is coming out of the cage”.
Like a Butterfree only less cool.
A creature that appears to have been formed from polluted rivers. Very real life.
It’s almost a stone turtle, but it’s not yet.
Oh, I miss Team Rocket!
A “Stranger Things” vibe, don’t you think?
He is a blue duck and an excellent runner. Takes work when capturing!
Is there anything more genius than a fighting monkey?
It should be wonderful with salt and pepper.
Farfetch’d grabs that stalk with whoever grabs the salary on the 5th. It’s ours.
Seriously, there’s no way to hate this pokémon.
An even more pokeball pokémon.
It’s a Victreebel with more charisma.
Didn’t they ever tell him white gloves only if you’re the bride?
Despite being a Pikachu that didn’t work out, it’s pretty hard to see an Electabuzz out there.
The Walter Mercado of pokemons.
A pokémon that looks like a pokéball and one of the worst things a GameBoy player could encounter.
To put a little star in the Pokémon Go pokédex. So cute!
The best thing about him is that it takes him five seconds to realize when he’s attacked.
Basically a less nice cat than Meowth.
A talking cat. This is awesome!
61. Mr. pamper
One of the weirdest Pokémon Nintendo could have created. Which is? A pokemon mime?
So lazy that it can only evolve after a Shellder sticks to its tail. Too much!
A giant snake made of stones. OMG!
A tortoise made of stone with unbelievable strength. The kind of thing only Pokémon could provide.
When you find a praying mantis with blades for paws the rule is clear: you have to catch it.
Don’t be fooled by its cute face: Vileplume is one of the meanest – and most smelly – pokemons.
It’s the equivalent of Spider-Man’s transformation to Venom in the pokemon universe.
Remember when your mother told you not to put your finger in the socket? That’s what happens when a shot comes to life.
Proof that everyone can improve – even a Caterpie.
Every cowboy’s terror.
A fighting monkey even more nervous than the Mankey. Great.
When the prophecy that the best pearls are in the smallest oysters comes true.
It’s an eternal dog in front of the bakery chicken.
Someone needs to be Nurse Joy’s assistant.
A hedgehog that looks like Sonic.
It looks ordinary (an ordinary Zubat type), but it is actually a revived fossil.
It looks ordinary (a common Zubat type), but it is actually the evolution of a revived fossil. Hard to find.
Bulbasaur is getting richer and richer, he is very powerful.
A pokémon without much hype, but that caused this here.
In case the fire horse had an evolution.
It is the middle sibling without the temperament of a Charmeleon.
When Pokemon meets The Flintstones.
When someone goes to the gym and only works out their legs.
A stone rhino. Lucky whoever manages to catch him.
“That’s what we’re looking for: descending trapeze”.
A stone dragon rhinoceros.
A kangaroo! You can’t hate a kangaroo.
That’s why insect pokemon are so fabulous. Nobody cares so much, for example, for a Kabuto, but when you realize that he is going to become a Kabutops, then it seems that the tables have turned.
It’s a Hypno that doesn’t take itself seriously.
What do you mean there is an even cuter pokémon than Seel?
It’s like that cat that when you realize it’s already looking like a tiger.
Phoenix is not so hype anymore. Anyway, if you find one, get it!
The first step to getting a Dragonite.
Ditto can transform into anything: including his pokémon trainer. Have you thought about sending him to school instead of him?
Fire Horse. Remember?
Sure, it’s not as cool as a Squirtle, but it’s still a battle tank pokémon. A POKÉMON-TANK OF WAR.
The almighty legendary bird.
Perhaps the second most iconic pokémon (second only to Pikachu, of course), Jigglypuff is a singing fairy and this is the main information about her. Oh, she puts people to sleep and gets really pissed off when that happens. GENIUS.
Do you know middle brother? So this is Charmeleon.
One day he will be a Ninetales.
How can you not love legendary Pokemon?
The dream of any water pokemon trainer.
His two main activities are eating and sleeping. Impossible not to roll an ID.
The weakest of the Eeveelutions, which doesn’t mean we don’t want one.
An Eevee with electric needles. Too much!
It’s like dating a very beautiful person: it’s too good to be true.
It’s as easy to find as a Zubat (okay, not so much), but it’s impossible to describe the joy you feel when catching it.
After this episode, there’s no way not to find Squirtle the coolest pokémon of all.
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