Pokémon Go finally arrived in Brazil and, of course, quickly became a phenomenon, just as it was in the countries where it was previously released. Fun, interesting and nostalgic, the game is worth all the hype🇧🇷
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The only annoying thing? Having to walk a lot to find the rarest monsters. And, obviously, the more difficult a Pokemon is to catch, the more valuable it is. Below, a totally subjective ranking on the experience of capturing them.
We have to get it!
151. Zubat.
Get out, Zubat.
150. Rattata
Some, Rattata!
149. Pidgey
Fuck off, Pidgey…
148. Spearow
Nobody cares about you, Spearow!
147. Nidoran (male)
Another pokémon that is everywhere and nobody cares.
146. Nidoran (female)
The same goes for the female version.
145. Golden
Cute, cute, but also easily found.
144. Sandshrew
Is he an armadillo?
143. Kakuna
It makes me sad to think that you spent so much time getting him to evolve into a Beedrill…
142. Krabby
A crab. It’s everywhere.
141. Poliwag
Cute but ordinary: it appears everywhere.
140. Paras
Weak, ordinary, uninteresting… Shimejis are better.
139. Pidgeotto
Any average pokémon trainer should already have four Pidgeottos.
138. Geodude
What’s most impressive about him, aside from becoming a stone turtle, is that he can fly. Unfortunately, it can also be found on every corner.
137. jynx
Far from people wanting to problematize pokémon, but already problematizing: Jynx is racist, yes. Although, in the last updates, Nintendo changed his face color to purple, he still remains that pokémon that resembled a person doing blackface🇧🇷
136. Raticate
One word: disgust.
135. Horse
It came from the sea, but it can be found around any corner.
134. weedle
One more from the series: nobody cares.
133. Caterpie
Remember: one day it will be butterfree.
132. See
A pokemon seal. <3
131. Golbat
Get out, Golbat.
130. Cubone
There’s no way: we are always moved by sad life stories.
129. Metapod
One day it will be butterfree, one day it will be butterfree, one day it will be butterfree.
128. Kabuto
A legendary beetle. Nothing more than that.
127. Bellsprout
What were the Pokemon creators using when they came up with the idea for a walking plant?
126. Pidgeot
That pokémon that is “pigeon type”.
125. Venonat
How cute, so approachable, like a little flea.
124. Clefairy
She came from outer space to do this kind of thing. <3
123. Machop
“Here is bodybuilder”.
122. Oddish
Like a Bellsprout only fluffier.
121. Staryu
A starfish with psychic powers. We respect.
120. Koffing
A ball of gas. He only has some recognition for being a member of Team Rocket.
119. Exeggcute
How many eggs can you make a Pokemon?
118. Ekans
In good English: SNAKE.
117 and 116. Nidorina and Nidorino.
They are not as hard to find as they seem.
115. Poliwhirl
A fighting frog, is there anything more unusual? Exists.
114. Diglett
Does anyone have a sledgehammer?
113. parasect
Slightly (but only slightly) more interesting than Paras. Which doesn’t mean much.
112. Fearow
Make no mistake: it looks mighty, but it’s about as easy to get hold of as a Golbat.
111. Doduo
The Siamese twins from Pokémon.
110. Hunter
Purple Gaspar.
109. Tentacool
It’s like the crazy monkey from “The Powerpuff Girls”, except he’s a mollusk and can hardly survive out of water.
108. Exeggutor
What happens when eggs become coconut trees.
107. Seaking
The true king of the seas we know very well is Gyarados.
106. Dugtrio
Three heads = three personalities. One of the most gifted Pokémon in the universe.
105. Beedrill
Not.
104. Porygon
It looks like it’s rare, but it only looks like it, see? There are Porygon almost everywhere.
103. Psyduck
Nobody can blame the poor pokémon: migraines really are one of the worst things in the world. The good part is that he can turn pain into power. Very good!
102. Raichu
Because whoever was born to be Pikachu will never want to be Raichu.
101. Insert
The famous case of the Pokémon that looks strong, but is easily found on Brazilian street corners.
100. Clefable
Clefairy with wings.
99. Magikarp
Didn’t want me when I was Magicarp, won’t have me when I’m Gyarados.
98. Arbok
In good Karhashian Portuguese: KOBRA.
97. Gengar
He gives you the creeps, but he has an excellent sense of humor.
96. Tangela
It is not that difficult to be found, but it is still a victory to capture such a peculiar animal.
95. Gloom
The ~stinky mary~ of Pokémon.
94. Dodrio
Three is too much.
93. Shellder
The smaller the shell, the better the pearl…
92. Aerodactyl
When Pokémon meets “Jurassic Park”.
91. Wigglytuff
Very sad that this is the incomparable evolution of Jigglypuff. Proof that things don’t always change for the better.
90. Nidoking
KING.
89. Magnemite
Another pokémon similar to pikachu, but ugly.
88. Hitmonchan
When someone goes to the gym and only works out their arms.
87. Victreebel
It’s a Weepinbell with less charisma.
86. Magmar
If he had been in the “Suicide Squad” he could have saved the film.
85. Starmie
The evolution of a starfish with psychic powers. We respect even more.
84. Nidoqueen
Nidoqueen Rainha, Xuxa nadinha.
83. Muk
Poisonous goo! It must be fun to have one of these in real life, but in the Pokemon universe it’s another pigeon-type monster.
82. Machamp
“The monster is coming out of the cage”.
81. Venomoth
Like a Butterfree only less cool.
80. Grimer
A creature that appears to have been formed from polluted rivers. Very real life.
79. Graveler
It’s almost a stone turtle, but it’s not yet.
78. Weezing
Oh, I miss Team Rocket!
77. Tentacruel
A “Stranger Things” vibe, don’t you think?
76. Golduck
He is a blue duck and an excellent runner. Takes work when capturing!
75. Mankey
Is there anything more genius than a fighting monkey?
74. Kingler
It should be wonderful with salt and pepper.
73. Farfetch’d
Farfetch’d grabs that stalk with whoever grabs the salary on the 5th. It’s ours.
72. Gastly
Seriously, there’s no way to hate this pokémon.
71. Electrode
An even more pokeball pokémon.
70. Weepinbell
It’s a Victreebel with more charisma.
69. Poliwrath
Didn’t they ever tell him white gloves only if you’re the bride?
68. Electabuzz
Despite being a Pikachu that didn’t work out, it’s pretty hard to see an Electabuzz out there.
67. Hypno
The Walter Mercado of pokemons.
66. Voltorb
A pokémon that looks like a pokéball and one of the worst things a GameBoy player could encounter.
65. Growlithe
To put a little star in the Pokémon Go pokédex. So cute!
64. Slowpoke
The best thing about him is that it takes him five seconds to realize when he’s attacked.
63. Persian
Basically a less nice cat than Meowth.
62. Meowth
A talking cat. This is awesome!
61. Mr. pamper
One of the weirdest Pokémon Nintendo could have created. Which is? A pokemon mime?
60. Slowbro
So lazy that it can only evolve after a Shellder sticks to its tail. Too much!
59. Onyx
A giant snake made of stones. OMG!
58. Golem
A tortoise made of stone with unbelievable strength. The kind of thing only Pokémon could provide.
57. Scyther
When you find a praying mantis with blades for paws the rule is clear: you have to catch it.
56. Vileplume
Don’t be fooled by its cute face: Vileplume is one of the meanest – and most smelly – pokemons.
55. Seadra
It’s the equivalent of Spider-Man’s transformation to Venom in the pokemon universe.
54. Magneton
Remember when your mother told you not to put your finger in the socket? That’s what happens when a shot comes to life.
53. butterfree.
Proof that everyone can improve – even a Caterpie.
52. Open.
Best
51. Alakazam
names
50. Kadabra
of Pokémon.
49. Taurus
Every cowboy’s terror.
48. Primeape
A fighting monkey even more nervous than the Mankey. Great.
47. Cloyster
When the prophecy that the best pearls are in the smallest oysters comes true.
46. Bidding
It’s an eternal dog in front of the bakery chicken.
45. Chansey
Someone needs to be Nurse Joy’s assistant.
44. Sandslash
A hedgehog that looks like Sonic.
43. Omanyte
It looks ordinary (an ordinary Zubat type), but it is actually a revived fossil.
42. Omastar
It looks ordinary (a common Zubat type), but it is actually the evolution of a revived fossil. Hard to find.
41. Venusaur
Bulbasaur is getting richer and richer, he is very powerful.
40. Wartortle
A pokémon without much hype, but that caused this here.
39. Rapidash
In case the fire horse had an evolution.
38. Ivysaur
It is the middle sibling without the temperament of a Charmeleon.
37. Marowak
When Pokemon meets The Flintstones.
36. Hitmonlee
When someone goes to the gym and only works out their legs.
35. Rhyhorn
A stone rhino. Lucky whoever manages to catch him.
34. Machoke
“That’s what we’re looking for: descending trapeze”.
33. Rhydon
A stone dragon rhinoceros.
32. Kangaskhan
A kangaroo! You can’t hate a kangaroo.
31. Kabutops
That’s why insect pokemon are so fabulous. Nobody cares so much, for example, for a Kabuto, but when you realize that he is going to become a Kabutops, then it seems that the tables have turned.
30. Drowzee
It’s a Hypno that doesn’t take itself seriously.
29. Dewgong
What do you mean there is an even cuter pokémon than Seel?
28. Arcanine
It’s like that cat that when you realize it’s already looking like a tiger.
27. Moltres
Phoenix is not so hype anymore. Anyway, if you find one, get it!
26. Dratini
The first step to getting a Dragonite.
25. Ditto
Ditto can transform into anything: including his pokémon trainer. Have you thought about sending him to school instead of him?
24. Ponyta
Fire Horse. Remember?
23. Blastoise
Sure, it’s not as cool as a Squirtle, but it’s still a battle tank pokémon. A POKÉMON-TANK OF WAR.
22. Zapdos
The almighty legendary bird.
21. jigglypuff
Perhaps the second most iconic pokémon (second only to Pikachu, of course), Jigglypuff is a singing fairy and this is the main information about her. Oh, she puts people to sleep and gets really pissed off when that happens. GENIUS.
20. Charmeleon
Do you know middle brother? So this is Charmeleon.
19. Vulpix
One day he will be a Ninetales.
18. Article
How can you not love legendary Pokemon?
17. Lapras
The dream of any water pokemon trainer.
16. Snorlax
His two main activities are eating and sleeping. Impossible not to roll an ID.
15. Flareon
The weakest of the Eeveelutions, which doesn’t mean we don’t want one.
14. Jolteon
An Eevee with electric needles. Too much!
13.
It’s like dating a very beautiful person: it’s too good to be true.
12. Bulbasaur
It’s as easy to find as a Zubat (okay, not so much), but it’s impossible to describe the joy you feel when catching it.
11. Squirtle
After this episode, there’s no way not to find Squirtle the coolest pokémon of all.
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