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70 funny phrases for WhatsApp that will make people laugh

We have known since childhood that life will not be easy. Because instead of being born smiling, we are born crying.

He just says that money doesn’t bring happiness who never felt like it because he didn’t have money.

Life is too short not to drink soda for breakfast.

I drink coffee like it’s water, then I don’t know why my stomach keeps fighting with me all day and I lose sleep at night.

It’s not laziness. It is strategic redirection of vital energy.

When we don’t have siblings, it seems like we can do anything, but things aren’t that great. I wouldn’t have someone to fetch things for me.

I miss when I didn’t like beer, because it seemed like there was always money left over.

I only know how to love wrong, because it’s not possible to have so many failed relationships knowing how to love right.

I’m one of those people who never put on sunscreen when I leave the house and when I take off my clothes, it looks like I’m still dressed.

I’m not fit to meditate because what was supposed to calm me down gives me more anxiety.

I want to travel, I just need to have money to fulfill my desires.

I could be so many things in life, but I chose something I’m successful at, being lazy.

Those who sleep early, wake up with sleep just like those who sleep late. So what are the benefits?

Who is working, can double work? Today I didn’t go to work and I needed to feel useful through someone.

Every day we work like a dog and get tired like a camel. What day will I have the good life of a cat?

My motivation to work is to have money to give my dog ​​the good life he deserves.

The way the bills are, I’m going to have to stop eating so I don’t delay any bills and I’m going to call it a low carb diet.

Most days, I’m pretty single, but when I have to pay bills, I just want someone to share the bills with.

I’m so sad, does anyone want to see me smile and pay my boleto?

I wanted a decorated house, full of plants, beautiful, but no one had told me that everything is so expensive and that you have to work twice as hard to decorate the house. I adopted the minimalist life.

Every month I have to redo my plans because I can’t win the lottery.

I know difficulties bring lessons, but I like to learn in an easy way.

Could it be that if I think with a lot of positivity, the beer goes up to the freezer by itself to be cold when I drink it?

Anyone who is missing me can come visit me with a beer bundle that I welcome you with a good heart.

Deactivating the visa last to disappear without people noticing.

It’s not dark circles, it’s the new charm that can only be achieved by those who don’t sleep well.

I’m not good today. I haven’t slept well, there’s no coffee, and it seems like my whole life is against me. Don’t get me wrong, take me to the Caribbean and everything will be alright.

If God assigned a Cupid to my life, he was either hit by a plane, or he ran away.

The biggest sadness of a punctual person is just getting involved with people who are late and still don’t warn. Glad I don’t live this sadness!

I’m tired of looking for the perfect person for me, now I’m accepting the imperfect too.

I’ll give you a dictionary as a gift to see if you learn to at least be fake with more content.

Drink water! A kidney stone appears easily, but you don’t want to find out how much trouble it takes to get it out.

Why eat better if I’m still suffering from gastritis because everyone stresses me out.

Don’t talk to me today, I’m not well, but if you insist, don’t forget to tell me I’m beautiful.

You are not a pharmacy, but you are an expert in manipulation.

Those who rise early spend the day sleepy.

I went to play wrestling with life and I’m getting beaten up so far!

I’m over it, I only cry when I remember.

Your message has been successfully received, viewed and ignored.

Work until the neighbors say “it can only be stealing”.

Don’t confuse persistence with being boring as hell.

Just wanted the option to increase WhatsApp audio speed.

For someone to love me only if it’s for love, because I’m not even rich and beautiful.

Today I woke up so beautiful that when I went to yawn, I meowed.

I never, ever give up on anything! In fact, I don’t even try.

After the storm… traffic stops!

If it’s my fault, I put it on whoever I want.

homer Simpson

I’m rooting for the happiness of others, happy people don’t bother.

Today I woke up feeling like the last cookie in the package… all broken!

Waking up earlier to be late is my routine.

Your opinion to me is like a YouTube ad: I ignore it in 5 seconds.

Faith moves mountains, but I prefer to go around it.

And if life becomes a bar, let it be chocolate!

If time healed, pharmacies would sell watches.

I even warned myself, but I didn’t listen. I even set aside the popcorn to watch the drama unfold.

Work hard to see if I can buy the patience I lack.

Don’t throw me indirections. Throw me money.

I need new enemies, the old ones are starting to like me, I’m charming!

Over time we learn that attention, affection and blush have to be in the right measure. Otherwise, we’re just a clown.

Tati Bernardi

Life is cruel from an early age – that’s why they invented the alarm clock!

If life is too bitter, give it a whirl. Sometimes the sugar is at the bottom!

Who drinks is happy all the time. Have you ever seen a sad drunk? Of course not?!

Look, if there’s one thing I trust, it’s my distrust.

Heads up! For those who take care of my life… This month’s bills have arrived!

If your problem is money and you don’t have money, then you don’t have a problem.

The person excludes you from all social networks and you have no way to thank the kindness.

About love and cachaça we always say never again, but only while the hangover lasts.

90% of my money I spend on alcohol. The other 10% belongs to the waiter.

In the land of Whatsapp, call is proof of love and… Button to attract attention.

Some have money, others have beauty. I’m sleepy!

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