64 phrases from Dr. House for those who are a fan of its acid humor – 42 Phrases

Everybody lies.

The fact that you are unhappy doesn’t make you better than anyone else, it just makes you unhappy.

If you talk to God, you are religious. If God talks to you, you’re a psychotic.

If you believe in eternity, then life is irrelevant.

We can live with dignity. We can’t die with her.

Your reasoning is useless. Next time, use mine!

Perseverance does not equal merit.

Are you comparing me to God? I mean, that’s fine, but just so you know, I never created a tree.

When you want to know the truth about someone, that person should be the last person you consult.

We are what people think we are.

Bizarre is a good thing. The common has thousands of explanations. The bizarre hardly has any.

When someone criticizes you, just answer: I am what I am and not what you want me to be.

If you’re dying, everyone comes to love you.

I am physically incapable of being kind.

It is a basic truth of the human condition that everyone lies. The only variable is about what.

Disappointment is the anger of the weak.

Oh come on… give me that sunny smile that doesn’t contribute to global warming.

Lies are like children: despite the inconveniences, the future depends on them.

Pain makes us make wrong decisions. Her fear too.

We are selfish, crawling beings, and, as we have brains, with effort we manage to absorb something beyond pure evil.

If your actions contradict your words, I will never believe you.

You know what you want, but run away from what you need.

Why does God get credit when something good happens?

People lie for thousands of reasons. There is always a reason.

What you think about me won’t change who I am, but it can change my concept of you.

Unexpected kindnesses are the main characteristic of someone with bad intentions.

There are no cold people, there are people who have learned to block their feelings.

Earn the respect of others by daring to be yourself.

I know what pain is, you think you can take it, but one day you realize you can’t.

Who said the world should work?

Religion is not the opium of the masses, it is their placebo.

Adults don’t need adult conversations.

Bad omen is not a diagnosis.

Everything in life is conditional. But it is not always possible to anticipate the conditions.

It’s only stubbornness if you’re wrong. If you’re right, it’s following your principles.

Natural selection is a disgrace. We choose our matches based on their breast size, cars they drive…

There is a reason for the lie: it works.

Everything is rational.

Almost dying doesn’t change anything, dying changes everything.

Out of fear, people need to hide what they feel, what they are and how much they suffer.

The problem with exceptions to rules is the line that delimits them.

Someone will be unhappy one day. accept.

Suffering is better than nothing.

Arrogance has to be earned.

Instead of finding out the truth, make assumptions and imagine the worst.

There are three choices in this life: be good at something, get good, or give up.

If rational arguments worked with religious people, there would be no religious people.

Normal is not normal if you are not normal.

We only ignore two things: what isn’t important and what we wish weren’t important.

They say we can’t live without love… Oxygen is even more important.

If they don’t like you, you always have to be right, or you’re worthless.

The only thing wrong is doing nothing.

No, there is no fine line between love and hate. In fact, there is a Great Wall of China armed with armed soldiers every 6 meters, between love and hate.

Every relationship that doesn’t end in separation ends in death. Everything falls apart in the end.

People’s brains stop working when they think they’re going to lose someone they love.

Truths begin with lies.

So that you don’t get hurt, it’s best to lock yourself in a dungeon and swallow the key.

It is possible to believe in something and not live up to the belief.

If we were to care about all the people who are suffering on this planet, life would stop.

I’d rather spend my life with the birds than throw it away wishing I had wings.

Things change, it doesn’t mean they get better.

Fights usually happen like this: different interpretations of the same event.

The problem is, when we don’t find the logical answer, we settle for the dumb answer.

Unconditional love does not exist. Just unconditional need.