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50 funny wine phrases to laugh while drinking from a bottle

No matter the color of the wine, let’s go back to the beginning: what matters is drinking.

The wine and its power to make me relax before I even finish the first glass.

To tidy up the house, a glass of wine; for work, a glass of wine; to clean the house, a glass of wine… When I saw it, it was the whole bottle.

A glass of wine a day, I didn’t know what good it did. Drowning stress with elegance!

The only mouth I want is the bottle’s. I don’t need love, I’m in love with wine.

I like sweet wine because it’s dry enough for the girl I like and she doesn’t like me.

Wine is good for health because it relieves stress and I forget about the pains of this hard life.

On days when people stress me out early, I drink coffee thinking it’s a glass of wine.

I bought several bottles of wine thinking it would last a year. I drank them all in the first month.

I pretend I know wine, but I actually drink what gets me drunk the fastest.

A glass of wine is the quickest choice to sleep like an angel and wake up with a devil’s headache.

“People who drink wine are happier”, say the studies I’ve done and verified.

I can’t even choose which wine to drink, imagine what to do with my life.

A glass of wine in hand and not even worries can resist. They fly away.

The bottle of wine is my best friend because it always listens to my problems and advises me to relax.

Wine doesn’t make me forget about problems, but it makes me believe they are less of a problem.

The wine enters and the desire to be ashamed follows with force.

I am never alone, the bottle accompanies me. To be less sad, I drink wine, turn on the music and dance alone at home.

We may not even improve with time, but without a doubt, we improve with wine.

Caroline Oliveira

A wine and a holiday is the recipe for the happiness of the Brazilian worker.

I don’t need a reason to drink wine. All I need is a bottle and an opener.

I wine every day and I will always have a smile and patience to distribute.

I need to remember to eat while drinking wine because I’m still human and wine has more effects than most people out there.

My dream is to be a drunk, but conscious drinking wine with water on the side.

Just open a glass of wine and I already feel more chic.

When the bottle of wine is open, the doors of happiness are thrown open.

I didn’t know that wine evaporated. From cup to cup, I looked at the bottle and there was nothing left.

Water is in short supply, so I drink wine in the name of the environment.

Drinking wine is my favorite thing on my to-do list.

There is no right day to drink wine, every day is perfect for a glass or a bottle.

Anyone who has never had a wine hangover doesn’t know what suffering is.

The best stories start with a glass of wine, not a glass of water.

The doctor told me that I needed to drink more fluids and since then I have been drinking a bottle of wine every time. I don’t know if it’s resolved, but relaxed, without a doubt, I am.

Caroline Oliveira

Wine is so good that even Jesus turned water into wine to celebrate life.

Caroline Oliveira

There are people I can only talk to some people after a whole bottle of wine.

I feel fancy drinking a wine, even for R$10.00. The important thing is the effect.

In the cold, I drink wine to warm up. In the heat, I drink wine to relax in the heat of the moment.

Wine is the shortest answer to problems that have no solution.

I’m low on vitamin V from wine.

A bottle of wine always tastes better when shared with someone.

Some people are like wine: when we forget they exist, they lose their flavor.

Spilled wine hurts more than milk, as it is much more expensive.

Better having a wine alone than sharing the bottle with those who don’t deserve it.

Bad luck is spilling the wine before you can drink it.

It is a crime to keep an open bottle of wine in the refrigerator. So I drink a whole one.

Wine in the morning to get through the days I can’t change.

I don’t make friends with people who only drink expensive wine because they don’t know what’s good in life.

I went to look at my card statement and, apparently, I thought I had won the lottery for the amount of wine I bought.

Wine, I love you, but why don’t you like me the next morning?

The advice I give after a glass of wine is the wisest and most relaxing of my life.

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