45 funny phrases about life to have fun in the face of the unforeseen

Life plays us so many pieces that put together you can assemble a car!

Caroline Stemniak

If life is a box of surprises, someone closes that box for God’s sake!

Caroline Stemniak

Living is too uncomfortable, can someone solve all my problems for me?

Life is good, I mean, sometimes not, but usually yes… But it depends. I don’t know. It certainly is confusing.

Caroline Stemniak

There are people who exaggerate a lot when it comes to living life, they must think they’re a movie character! Too bad drama is not my genre.

Dear life, I would like to know where the brake is. Sincerely, I.

Caroline Stemniak

We’re always rooting for life’s surprises, but when they come… We’re surprised. We are like this!

May life make you smile a lot! (But of others and not of himself.)

Life is all about choices. Funny, I chose to be rich and so far nothing!

Life could be called “my crush” so much I delude myself with it.

My life looks like a movie… Comedy… And if you’re kidding, I’m the villain!

Caroline Stemniak

Does anyone know how to uninstall this year? It came with a virus!

Life is so funny that I went to the circus and cried.

Some say that life is very funny… I believe it! Laugh rather than cry!

Caroline Stemniak

Other than next year, I get my life together. Next year is very high.

Knowing how to laugh at the ups and downs of life makes it easier to live (or not, with humor, no doubt).

Caroline Stemniak

When I was little I played with life, nowadays she plays with me!

Caroline Stemniak

Life is made of obstacles and I trip over them all.

“I believe in your life goals,” my mother said. My mother might as well believe in aliens too. Both are hard to come by.

Caroline Stemniak

If I had known that being an adult was like this, I would have stopped eating yeast!

My vegan diet is: settle cucumbers, hold hot potatoes, peel pineapples and listen to zucchinis.

Laugh until your stomach hurts. The reason? The biggest joke there is: my love life!

In arm wrestling with life, she appeals, so I break the rules and use both hands!

Caroline Stemniak

If life turns around. I hope mine passes through New York, Paris, London…

Life is good, bad are my choices.

Caroline Stemniak

I’m really bad at this living life business! Where’s a replacement?

I’ll warn you right away: when December 31st comes, if I see someone crying for the old year, I’ll give them a club.

Life is better when we share it with someone, it’s almost like splitting the misfortunes in two installments for maturity.

My dream is to find the treasure in life long before I find the rainbow’s end!

My life represented in a Roman numeral: VIXI.

I laughed too much when I was a child, to balance today life only brings me sadness!

Life is like skating on a winding rink… Not even skating I know, it got worse on this rink!

Caroline Stemniak

I don’t know if I’m in the vain or vain phase anymore, old lady.

There are so many unforeseen in this life that I don’t even watch the weather forecast anymore!

Caroline Stemniak

I went to try to see life from a different perspective, but it turns out it was an 8.

Caroline Stemniak

I’m in so much debt that if I call my wife my sweetheart, the bank takes…

I prayed that my life would get out of the monotony… Where do you press to get back to him?

Caroline Stemniak

Life is an old camera, we will often go out in the picture with a red eye, maybe from crying so much!

Caroline Stemniak

God, please, send me a sign of what I should do with my life, but I don’t save on the sign. Put a flashing sign in front of me, a band with a trumpet and like 10 people pointing in the right direction just to make sure.

It’s so much surprise in this life that, if it’s cardiac, we can’t handle it.

Caroline Stemniak

Count on me, life, but remember I’m bad at math! Problem solving is not my forte.

The good life is expensive. There is another cheaper one, but it is not life.

I foresaw the unforeseen and would like to foresee it. Oh hard life! If it’s a phase, when will the next level be?

In this life, there are times when we do everything and discover that we are not good at almost anything!

If I cried or if I smiled. The important thing is that I was a muggle and learned (Lies!).