40 phrases from Tiririca for you to have fun reading – 42 phrases

Happy is he who is not sad.

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It doesn’t get worse than it is, vote Tiririca.

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Do you know what a Federal Deputy does? In fact, I don’t know anymore, vote for me and I’ll tell you.

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The Chamber is a mad factory.

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Abbeted!

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If you stop to think, you think about it.

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No matter where you are, you will always be there!

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Many times I tried to run away from myself, but where I went, I was.

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I will never forget the things I remember!

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Tired of being tired because being tired is exhausting.

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Hey orange! Hey orange! It is sweet? Of course not, boy! Otherwise I was screaming: Hey, the candy! Hey sweet!

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If I’m elected, I’ll improve the streets… I’ll remove the climbs and leave only the decisions!

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I’ve built many schools, I was a bricklayer’s servant!

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You’ve voted for everything that sucks, now Tiririca is all that’s left!

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One thing is for sure… If it’s not true, it’s a lie.

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I want to be a federal deputy to help the most needy, including my family…

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If there’s one thing that ruins my day, it’s the night.

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Which is? What’s up? Why are you in this?

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The thing is, you love hard and live while you’re alive, because after you die your life will end.

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At school I always sat in the back of the room, because deep down we are all a good person.

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Love is not something that stirs inside and leaves marks when it passes. Its name is diarrhea.

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If your mother had change for five reais, you would be calling me father now.

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As much as I try to tell you, I can’t… I’m dumb!

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Love is beautiful! Sometimes the couple that is ugly.

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Ronaldo Phenomenon said he only eats one kilo a day… of cotton candy!

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Moses was a singer… because whoever sings his “seas” amazes!

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Father spanking his son and the boy yells: Okay, Dad! And the father replies: Okay? When it’s bad let me know and I’ll stop!

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If your shine don’t shine, don’t shine my shining shine.

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The guy is so old that he was arrested for pedophilia after being seen leaving the motel with a 72-year-old girl!

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A federal deputy is a person who works a lot and produces little.

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When I said that “it won’t get any worse” I didn’t know about Dilma’s potential.

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I was listening to music on my cell phone, then the thief arrived saying: pass, pass… then I said: turn on the bluetooth there, drunk!

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Every year Globo says: ”today the party is yours, today the party is ours, it’s whoever wants it” but I was never invited.

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I’m going to take an agriculture course so I know when is the right time for me to plant my hand in your face.

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There are people who can be more fake than cachaceiro asking for money to buy bread.

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When the Bible says, ”Pray and watch” it’s not someone else’s life, it’s yours!

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Black Friday without money is like skipping Carnival with the girlfriend next door: just looking at missed opportunities…

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Men are so much work that no woman should be considered unemployed.

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If today were yesterday, tomorrow would be today.

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Laziness is the best of the 7 sins because it prevents you from committing the other 6.

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