40 funny gossip phrases that will make you laugh

Every time you speak ill of someone, drink a glass of water. For sure, you will not have kidney stones.

If gossiping were a profession, Brazil would not have unemployed.

You tell the person not to tell anyone and, the next day, Willian Bonner is advertising in Jornal Nacional.

On my street, the cell signal is bad; the gossip is on 4G.

Send a Pix to my account, nobody wants to. Now take charge of my life, everybody wants to.

Nobody can talk about my life because nobody pays my bills. Even I can’t talk, because I’m not paying either.

People I check on the profile: please post more, I want more details.

Registration is now open for gossips who want to take care of my life. The winner will pay all my bills!

We’d even like to share a few things, but it’s every gossiping relative that shows up…

Understand: I don’t gossip, I just update information.

Gossipers used to go to the streets to find out about other people’s lives. Nowadays, they send friend invites, like and share your posts!

Fake and gossipy people are like a frog: long tongue, big eyes and live in the mud.

People here in my city are so gossips, they already know about next week’s gossip.

Poor man’s paparazzi is a gossipy neighbor.

As for me, you can die speaking ill of me. Good or bad fame is a sign that I do something that draws attention. Not pissing me off, it’s fine.

My neighbor is so gossipy that he even knows when a message arrives in my chat.

I hate gossip, but… Have I told you the last one?

The world does not need war. The world needs is peace, vaccine for everyone and a little less gossip people.

Super Bonder is the lipstick every gossip deserves to have.

If you’re going to speak ill of me, call me! I know terrible things about myself.

Nowadays, a secret that involves more than two people is almost like a publicity report.

Says he hates gossip, but keeps looking behind the curtain when there’s a fight in the street.

I send my friend “I’ve got gossip for you when you wake up” and she replies right away, “I’M ALREADY UP”.

There are people who create confusion, create intrigue, create gossip, create problems, they just don’t create shame in the face.

If the people who speak ill of me knew what I think of them, they would speak even more!

I’m a gossip with a degree and a degree: I’m a journalist!

Gossip is the force that moves the world since the dawn of humanity.

There’s no message I like to receive more than “friend, I have a gossip!”.

Social isolation is bad for the health of any good gossip.

As a gossip on duty, I’m in abstinence from a rumor, from a lurid story, from a scandal in the city.

Good gossip is the one that comes with print and audio of more than one minute.

Excuse me, I have a postdoctoral degree in gossip. I never leave anything half done, no, honey!

I’m a professional, honey. My gossip has reliable sources and neat chronological order.

If gossip were a profession, I would be rich.

There is no skincare better than a good little gossip.

There are people who expose their lives so much on social media and then complain about gossip.

Come on, my son. Post more on your Instagram so I can gossip with background.

I hear a commotion on the street, I grab my chair, put it by the window and text my friends.

There is no bad gossip, there is gossip without basis, without research and very poorly told.

You complain about gossip, but you love to hear a rumor from your enemies, right?