The worst paths await me because I am an excellent cyclist.
I just don’t have 2 bikes because I don’t have 4 legs, otherwise I would have.
Those who like to ride a bike only downhill, don’t like to ride a bike. Enjoy the easy life.
Happiness is not sold, but it is bought when the seller says: this bike is yours!
Electric bikes are lazy. I’m just not because I don’t have the money to buy mine.
38 short and funny phrases to make your day more fun
It tastes good to say I rode a bike. The problem is when I walked around with my mouth open and ate an animal. The taste is bad.
I like being single because I still don’t have anyone to complain that I ride my bike a lot.
A good trail is one that we have to make a lot of effort to go through.
Between getting married and buying a bike, do I choose a retro or modern one?
Pay attention, your prince might be riding a bicycle.
50 funny fitness phrases to encourage you with a lot of humor
No matter the destination, if I go by bike, I’ll arrive sweaty.
Sorry, I didn’t hear you. I was riding a bike and the wind was strong because I was fast.
In addition to saving my money and helping me stay in shape, the bike gives me stories that I can tell. Nobody believes.
The new act of romanticism is letting people get on your bike.
There is no Maria Gasolina here, only Maria Bicicleta.
I don’t ride a bike just because I like it, I ride it because I don’t have to spend on fuel and I still keep in shape.
I know how to ride a bike without hands and with you running the handlebars.
My bike is full flex because it works with flip-flops and sneakers.
Nobody makes fun of my bike because they are making fun of the love of my life.
Who needs to drive when you know how to ride?
45 group phrases that will stir up conversations with friends and family
The problem with getting old is that you’re only fast on the bike when you’re going downhill.
With the bike, it’s just forward because it doesn’t have reverse so you don’t give up on the climbs.
Before turning over, do not brake the bike. It could be much worse. If you insist, a good story will come around.
Superpower is not riding a bike without wheels, it’s being able to ride it without handlebars.
Dirty bike tells a story. That’s why I never clean mine.
Falling off a bike in public gives me the superpower to get up without anyone noticing.
The hard part is when the climb is so steep that I have to surrender and push the bike.
My body wants to rest, but my heart always wants to pedal.
I feel sorry for my washing machine that needs work after I get back from a bike trail.
My bike is the perfect companion: it takes me anywhere and never complains about me.
Riding a bike is enjoying feeling pain and no one understands you for that.
Balance is the cyclist’s greatest quality because otherwise he would just want to ride a bike for the rest of his life and never rest.
If you stop pedaling, you fall. If you stop living, you fall too.
Me and my bike make a great couple because one never fights with the other and I’m the boss.
I wouldn’t want to see myself pedaling because I’m sure I look ugly and in pain.
A real friend rides a bike with you, and when you fall, he films it so you never forget.
Riding on asphalt is easy, I want to see you keep the same speed when it’s over.
I ride because I like the thrill and the more scratches the better.
I wish everything in life was like riding a bicycle: uncomplicated and easy to heal when it hurts.
The problem with cycling is that my legs get tired before my head.