40 funny beer quotes to laugh with the American glass in hand

My friendships are based on who is willing to have a beer with me.

My best friends are the ones I formed by sharing a cheap liter because no one had money but would like to drink.

Don’t treat you like Heineken who treats you like Itaipava.

Cold beer speaks directly to my heart.

I like to color my life with yellow and white inside a glass mug.

Beer doesn’t make me do anything but what I don’t want to do. The thing is, I want some things I’ll regret later.

Where there’s cold beer, I’ll be there too.

I drink every day and I’m healthier and happier than people who don’t drink.

My fridge may run out of food, but there will be no shortage of beer!

I like beer, getting drunk is a consequence of liking it so much!

Beer doesn’t have to be good, it has to be cold, because after the third one, you don’t even remember which one you’re drinking.

The urge to drink beer is such that I’m imagining my water has barley.

Money spent on beer is an investment in my own happiness.

A cold beer has warmed my heart more than love.

A beer because I’m sad, a beer to celebrate, a beer to relax and, when I saw it, I was drinking all day, every day.

I don’t know why my money never runs out, but it must be because I drink beer every day.

Find someone who looks at you in love the way I look at my glass of cold beer.

I measure people’s character based on whether or not they like beer or find it bitter.

If beer didn’t exist, I wouldn’t have such a good story to tell.

I started drinking beer because it was cheaper and ended up spending all my salary on beer. After all, I fell in love.

No matter where I am, hearing the noise of the can opening gives me a shiver of happiness.

Only those who can drink beer whenever they want are truly happy.

I don’t know what happens to my desire to wake up and already want to have a beer.

The price of beer goes up and the salary remains the same… This makes it difficult to pay for my vices.

A good day always ends in beer. A bad day, too!

I don’t save money for health because I spend it all on happiness buying beer.

There’s no such thing as not drinking beer in the cold. Alcohol always helps to warm up.

Drinking every day, yes, because beer is my best company for all hours.

You only really know me if you’ve had a case of beer with me.

It’s amazing how, from glass to glass, I drink a pack of beer quickly.

I know when to start drinking beer, but I never know when to stop.

Missing when I spent little getting drunk with two cans of beer. Now, it’s just Jesus in the cause.

Happiness is sold canned, in a glass bottle, in different sizes, brands and colors.

Beer is not bad, what is bad is not drinking it; the hand even shakes.

You know what’s better than having a cold beer on a hot day? Have several beers!

I may be tired, sleepy, exhausted, but if you ask me for a beer, I get excited real quick.

I know how to live without love, but without beer it would be impossible.

Drinking beer doesn’t kill, but not drinking kills me with stress.

Beer, forgive me for one day saying you were bad. I didn’t love you and now I can’t live without you.

My best friend is beer because it is with me at all times and never leaves me.