20 Irreverent and inspiring phrases from the great presenter and entrepreneur Silvio Santos

With 57 years of television, Senor Abravanel, or Silvio Santos, as he is more popularly known, continues to entertain us on Sunday nights. The former street vendor considered a genius of entrepreneurship showed all of us that, when you have the will, nothing can keep you from his dream. The most humble billionaire we know also has a pretty irreverent sense of humor.

O awesome.club gathered some of his funniest and most inspiring quotes. So “come here, come here, mother”…and just take a look.

“Poor is the best payer in the world. It is humble, it is correct”

“Women leave the rich without money, and the poor without shame”

“Are you single, married, or a cornmeal cookie?”

“I have never slept with an ugly woman, but I have woken up with several”

“Our Lady of Plastic helps me”

“Many things in life are more important than money, but they cost dearly”

“Whoever loves roses bears thorns”

“I built everything by learning to survive on the streets and on the skydiving course”

“Today’s movie at the ten o’clock session is very good… I haven’t watched it, but the movie is very good!”

“Husband is like menstruation: when it comes, it bothers you; when late, worry”

“I can no longer give interviews, because a gypsy told me that if I did, she would die the following week”

“My wife won’t watch the show because she says I’m going gaga”

“I had a prostate operation, now I keep pissing myself, I need a double diaper”

“You didn’t pay for the dress? It’s free? She is rich and still dresses for free…”

“I want the top, I will do anything to get there. Even dancing the rumba in Hawaiian, if need be.”

“My wife said I was becoming an old bastard, so I said I wasn’t getting old.” “The number speaks. Those who give Ibope can show whatever they want” “I usually say that I am an office boy for the boss, which, in this case, is the government” “What is the human being that will progress if he is not stimulated?” “Who is right, strong or weak, always wins. The good will always overcome evil”

“Don’t worry about praise or criticism. If you’re going to enter any market, it doesn’t matter that that market has a leader, and that you can never get close to that leader. If you don’t dream big, if you manage your company well with your feet on the ground, not worrying about the first place, or the second place, or the last place… if you do what your intuition tells you and use common sense, putting aside vanity, you have all the possibilities to achieve your goals. Have no doubt! Only those who believe that things are easy don’t achieve the goal.

Now a question for the audience (ops, for the readers): did you have fun? were inspired? Which phrase did you like the most? Great! The little plane we leave for another day.