20+ Evidence That Girls Give Their Parents More Work Than You Realize

Ned Stark, the character from the acclaimed series “Game of Thrones”, once said: “War is easier than daughters”. These words will probably make many parents smile in agreement. Yes, it is not easy to raise girls, and you need to be especially careful.

We, from awesome.club, we greatly admire men who decide to accept the mission of educators. In our selection for today, we show heroes who were lucky enough to create little princesses.

I was having dinner with my 7 year old daughter. She couldn’t open the jar of olives. I offered to help, but she declined. She screamed and groaned, but finally got it open on her own. I was happy: “Congratulations, daughter! It’s already independent.” She replied, “Dad, it’s because I know you won’t always be by my side. I need to learn sooner or later. How long do you still have to live? Maybe you die, and I’ll stay here without knowing how to do anything”. © Sibirskix / Pikabu We are a young family, our daughter is 3 years old. Once I went into the market to make a quick purchase, and I stopped at the sausage section, considering whether to buy it or not, but I decided not to. I paid for my groceries at the cashier and, as I was leaving, the employee said: “Aren’t you ashamed, aren’t you?” I didn’t understand, and she asked me to show her the coat pockets. I showed her everything so she could see that I hadn’t stolen anything. The employee apologized saying that there was someone who was stealing sausages every week, and the most expensive one. When I got home, I told my wife about what happened, and my daughter was just listening. The other day, a friend of my wife asked: “Wow, is it true that your husband is stealing sausages at the market?” What happened was that my daughter decided to “brag” to all her friends at school, and spread the word that her father stole sausages and no one could catch him. © korarok / Pikabu We have only one daughter. She was going to play Snow White at school. We pre-order the dress, accessories and shoes. The day before the performance, our family went to sleep at 5 am. All preparations had been finalized and the clothing had been placed in a black bag in the living room. When I woke up, I saw a black bag next to where we threw the garbage. A minute later, my daughter came into the room and said, “Dad, I took out the trash by myself, are you happy?” It was then that I realized that all of a month’s work had gone down the black hole in the garbage chute. I am not able to describe what happened after that and how my daughter didn’t go to school in costume. © pomarki / Pikabu We had toy firecrackers at home. We went for a walk, my wife and I, and our daughter walking ahead with two friends. Suddenly, the three of them ran to a garbage dump, turned around and we only heard the noise of an explosion inside the garbage. I thought, “Well, at least I have a girl.” She then said, “Did you hear the noise? I was the one who gave the firecrackers to the boys and told them where to play.” © Kom1ssar / Pikabu My 9-year-old daughter was trying on shoes in the store: “They are not fashionable enough”. I asked, “Why?” She said, “Don’t hurt.” Universal rule of today’s youth. © XplodingUnicorn / Twitter I picked up my daughter from school and we walked home. On the way, she said: “Daddy, today I’m going to make dinner, okay? I promised Mom I would help you today.” I replied, “That’s fine with me. What are we going to eat?” She said, “Sandwiches, but don’t help me. I’ll do it myself!” Me: “Deal!” Later: “Daddy, help me cut the sausage. Just grate the cheese over there for me and I’ll do the rest. Dad, quickly open the mayonnaise here because I’m not getting it. Daddy, turn the sandwich over here, it’s hot!” What a delicious sandwich my daughter made. © Sibirskix / Pikabu I posted a photo in which I was serious and very well groomed. I captioned it “At work”. A woman commented on the photo: “Addicted, huh?!” My daughter was offended that someone called her dad an “addict” and responded, “Shut up.” © Bash.im My 8-year-old daughter came into the room, very upset, and started looking for something in the cupboard. Me: “Honey, what happened?” She replied: “I spilled the coffee”. I was instantly startled and asked, “Did hot coffee spill on you?” She looked at me, rolling her eyes, as if she had already lost her temper, and said, “Dad, if I had spilled hot coffee on me, you sure would have listened!” © Nedvoray / Pikabu My 5-year-old daughter asked, “Daddy, how do you know which apple is poisoned and which one we can eat?” Me: “None of them are poisoned, my dear”. She: “Tell that to Snow White.” © XplodingUnicorn / Twitter

“Usually kids fall asleep cuddling teddy bears, but my daughter falls asleep with a pot of garlic sauce”

I promised my daughter that we would go to the circus on Saturday. She and her brother waited all week. On Friday, however, I was asked to do a new project and I would need to work over the weekend. I told the kids and said we could reschedule for the next Saturday. My daughter then said, “Okay dad. You canceled this week, you’ll probably cancel next week as well. Life is passing by and we are always waiting for you to get home from work. I canceled all my appointments to be with you, I didn’t even go to Natália’s house!” We are sitting in the 3rd row watching the jugglers. We booked a movie for Sunday too. I left to do the work on Monday, “rested” and “excited”, as my daughter said. © Sibirskix / Pikabu I asked the kids to clean the apartment while I stopped by at work to sort out some errands. When I arrived, my daughter said: “Daddy, we cleaned up the house! We share the tasks. My brother cleaned the room, made the bed, swept, set the table in the living room, watered the plants and washed the dishes”. I asked: “And you, what did you do?” And she said, “I tested the colored pens to see if they all worked. Classes will start soon!” Me: “Is that all?” She replied: “Of course not! The toilet paper in the bathroom ran out, so I hung up a fresh roll!” © Sibirskix / Pikabu My husband was watching TV in the living room, and I was washing cabbage leaves in the kitchen for dinner. Our 2 year old daughter came over, picked up a cabbage leaf and took it to her father sitting on the sofa. He said, “Ah, thank you daughter. Your mother never gives me food.” The child was excited and went back to get one more to take to his father. This was repeated a few times. Afterwards, my husband came into the kitchen, taking a chewed up piece of paper out of his mouth, saying that he hadn’t looked at what his daughter had handed him and just started eating! © Bash.im My daughter (7 years old) decided to learn more about work. She asked me, “Daddy, can I become president if I’m already queen?” That’s what it means to dream big! © XplodingUnicorn / Twitter

I was taking my daughter to school. We left earlier than usual and there were few people on the street. The weather was great, no wind. My daughter loves to talk and talk, but that day she was silent. I asked: “What happened to you today? It’s quiet!” Her: “Dad, I’m worried”. Me: “Worried about what, daughter?” She: “With the harvest”. I replied: “But why are you thinking about it? We have already harvested everything from our farm, then we are going to eat”. Daughter: “No, Dad, I’m worried about the harvest in the country. The weather is so beautiful, but there’s nobody on the street. Who will pick up the harvest? Will there be hunger like in Africa? And what is our government thinking?” We never went to school so early again, better to leave when there are more people on the street. © Sibirskix / Pikabu

I took my 5 year old daughter to the mall to buy a gift for her grandmother. We decided to buy a cell phone. While I chose the model, she wandered through the section of bags for girls. We finished shopping with a cell phone and a new purse. In the car, my daughter said: “You are the best dad in the world, I love you so much! I will live with you and Mom forever, until you die. I don’t care how long it takes, even if it’s 10 years.” At the time of this wonderful statement, I was 40 and her mother was 35. © Sibirskix / Pikabu

We received some of my daughter’s friends at home. They decided to play “Stop”: one person chose a category, and the others had to name things belonging to that category. First they started with “animals”, then “colors” and so on. Then they came to the topic of “movies”. The children began to answer:
“Dumbo!”
– Star Wars!
– Toy Story!
All the best known spoke and my daughter said:
“The Great Torpedo of the Desert!”
The children continued:
– Looking for Nemo!
—Frozen!
– The Incredibles!
It’s my daughter’s turn again:
“Aluminum Submarines!”
After a long time, she ended up winning. Everyone left, and I asked:
— Daughter, when did you watch these movies?
“I didn’t see any fathers.” Movies don’t exist, but if you speak confidently, people believe. I do not like to lose. © Sibirskix / Pikabu

My daughter (6 years old) asked me: “Daddy, what does ‘rascal’ mean?” I replied: “Yeah… Imagine that your friend from school, Pedro, asks you to go to the cinema at 6:00 pm. Would you accept?” She Yes”. Me: “And then he invites Tânia to go to the movies at 8 pm, and she also accepts. Then he invites Cristina to go at 10:00 pm, and she also accepts. So, Pedro is a rogue”. She replied, “I understand”. Me: “What exactly did you understand?” Daughter: “Oh, Pedro is really nice. He always goes to the cinema, must have seen several films. I wanted… him to stay with me to make Tânia and Cristina jealous”. I didn’t know what else to say. I’m sitting in the kitchen right now waiting for my wife to arrive so I can pass this “hot potato” to her. © Sibirskix / Pikabu 2 years ago, my daughter made a Father’s Day gift at school: my ID case. But the cover was too small and the document didn’t fit. As the loving father that I am, I didn’t want to upset my daughter and decided to take the scissors and cut a part of the ID. Done, resolved. I did it in a way that I could still see the number and data perfectly. My daughter was extremely happy. I walked around with this hacked identity for a long time, but recently I needed to open a new bank account and, without realizing it, I showed the document to the manager. You needed to see how he looked at me at that time. I had to make a new identity. © val2590my / Pikabu A man sat next to me…