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15 Tweets that show that Globo Rural is a master at puns

Globo Rural is one of the most traditional and most awarded programs on Brazilian TV. It features great reports on the universe of agribusiness and Brazilian family farming, recipes for country delicacies, product quotes and tips on how to fight pests. What almost nobody knows is that the show has a Twitter profile that is beyond witty.

O incredible.club gathered some of the posts that most surprised Internet users. To make the post even funnier, we got in the mood and presented our arsenal of puns. After all, you can produce quality information without losing your good mood. Check it out!

1. The cat preferred to drown rather than swim with a puppy

2. I am not a car, but I am Para-ti

3. He was sad, we asked him why and he replied: My wife cheated on me and I’m going to go out for myself un-betray🇧🇷

4. How can anyone speak ill of cilantro? Lecture.

5. We like flowers, Toni Ramos

6. Which hero is already getting old? the vôverine

7. Girl, call me the periodic table and say there’s chemistry between us

8. How we have resolved our conflicts lately: “OK!”

9. It is better to stick a film on the face, to avoid breaking the face.

10. What did the açaí mother say to her children? The last açaí closes the door

11. Damn, that went a long way, huh? 🇧🇷

12. With what clothes did Miss Lanche go on the parade? in bathing suit

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13. What is the best companion fruit? the pale grape

14. Ignoring a sunflower is like ignoring a beautiful baby laugh. It does not give

15. Sorry, but we took too long ☹️

So, what did you think? This is proof of the famous popular saying “if you don’t see a face, you don’t see a heart”, isn’t it? Globo Rural, we are with you!

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