15+ Stories about the tumultuous, fun and a little “hungry” university life

The university years certainly make a big impression on many people’s lives, either positive or negative. After all, unlike school, young adults already have a certain amount of freedom to do whatever they want — because of that, they often have crazy parties, live great romances and, sometimes, have the unique experience of living in college dorms.

We, from incredible.club, we read the delightful user stories below with a huge smile on our faces, and we were reminded of our own college years. We believe these accounts will also immerse you in memories of your vibrant and energetic college years. Follow!

Everyone probably knows the classic phrase said by every teacher: “Don’t judge me, I’m not a designer”, while drawing something on the blackboard. Well, my physics teacher is an exception to the rule: “And for those of you who don’t have the same artistic skills as I do — in this case, all of you — just draw a circle with an X in the middle.” © awesome***peoplesay / Tumblr Freshman year of college. In the first Latin class, the teacher entered the room and began to introduce himself. Soon, he asked: “Guys, does anyone here already know a little Latin?” At this, a boy replied: “Exorcizamus te omnis immundus spiritus…” The teacher laughed from ear to ear and interrupted the student: “Calm down, calm down, calm down! I, of course, can be the devil in rare moments, but I think it’s a little early to exorcise myself. I still need to teach some of the subject!” He was the most humorous teacher, with an inexplicable charisma. To this day, I laugh when I think of him. © Палата № 6 / VK

In the late 1990s, I lived in a student dormitory, without a refrigerator. During the harsh winter, we would leave the products on the porch. In the summer, we bought quick-prep foods. The colleague from the next room, every day after work, went to the market to buy sausages for dinner. He always shopped with the same saleswoman. This was before the supermarket boom. So, on one of those occasions, the employee couldn’t take it.
“Don’t you get tired of buying sausage every single day?” Buy a kilo soon, better than going here every day.
“Okay, give me a kilo of sausage, but put most of it in the corner of your fridge, and I’ll come by every day to get some.” I don’t have a fridge.
– You are a student?
– Yea.
“Take your sausages, and tomorrow, come get some more. © Kaa1980 / PikabuIt’s the second week of classes and I can already say that the Western History teacher will be my favorite. When sending an email, he always attaches a picture of his dog. The pet’s name is Dodger, and he is the cutest little thing. © ***-eat-cereal / Tumblr

I’m a college student and I live in college housing. My mother usually writes to me, “Dad made dinner,” and sends me an amazing photo of a hamburger and fries. “And you, what did you eat?” I answer: “Biscuit in the shape of a fish”. © awesome***peoplesay / TumblrWe were in a really boring class, and I kept yawning. Then I saw that a student in front of me was watching Lord of the Rings on his cell phone. Since the class was an auditorium and my row was above his, I could see the screen perfectly. At that point, he turned around, noticed me looking at him, took off one of the wireless headphones, and simply handed it to me. We finished watching the movie together. Later, in the cafeteria, we talked for two hours about Tolkien’s works. It was great. © Палата № 6 / VkThis took place during literature class.
The student: “So what happened to all these Greek gods?”
The teacher, confused: “You mean, in the story?”
The student: “No, WHAT HAPPENED to them?”
The teacher: “Yeah… I don’t know if I understand what you want to know…”
The student: “Why aren’t they here anymore? They died?”
The entire class was completely silent. © sunny_k11 / Reddit

One of my classmates once asked in class, “What about rocks, do they have DNA?”
The teacher: “No, they are not living beings”.
The girl: “And how do they reproduce? Why are there thousands of stones and not just one?” © MHOpptimusPrime / Reddit Freshman year, I proved to be a terrible dorm roommate due to an incident. I was constantly tired, so I would often sit in the bathtub and let the water fall on my body to relax. Once, I ended up sleeping sitting on the drain, flooding the bathroom and bedroom, in addition to causing infiltration for the neighbors downstairs. © Amedais / RedditAt the start of his sophomore year of college, my friend moved into a new apartment and threw a huge party to celebrate. Everything went well and it was really fun, but we made a huge mess. About five months later, I went back to his house and noticed that the room was pretty much the same as it had been after the party. He hadn’t cleaned much of anything, the dishes were moldy and there was fungus growing on the bathroom wall. I asked him why, and he replied, “Oh, we were planning to have another party, so why clean up if we were going to get dirty again?” © AndyVale / Reddit

At the Faculty of Psychology, a friend and I administered a test to a postgraduate candidate in psychophysiology. She had to speak on the topic “The polygraph and its application”. The student started with the lie detector story and told us that in ancient India a person under investigation had to answer the judge’s questions and strike a gong. The sound resulting from the blow on the instrument determined whether the deponent was speaking the truth or not. In ancient China, lying was determined by how dry the rice was in a suspect’s mouth, and so on. My colleague and I were unaware of this and were surprised by the candidate’s great knowledge. When asked how she knew so much about the subject, she, looking modestly down, replied that she had done extensive research into specific literature on the topic. Without hesitation, we gave it an “excellent”. A week later, we found out from my 11-year-old son, in literally the same terms, that the same lie detector story was available in an educational children’s program, which he had also been taught.” © psy95 / Pikabu

When my father was still studying at the driving department, he had an internship as a train employee. Once, at night, a group of passengers asked how long it would take for the train to leave, and my father replied, “I’ll let you know, but it will take a while,” and they left the platform. After some time, my father looked at the clock and noticed that it was already about time for the train to leave. Then he ran towards the group of people and pointed out the direction they had to go to reach the correct platform. As soon as the train started moving, he realized he had given the wrong information, and the group was on the other side of the platform. In desperation, my father started shouting at them from the window: “Wait a minute! At 5:00 in the morning, another train will pass with the same route!” People just replied: “Don’t worry, it happens…” © Подслушано / VkFirst year of college, chemistry class, new class, hardly anyone knew each other well. I arrived a few minutes earlier. I spotted a girl and we started talking. I said that I didn’t like chemistry very much and I was scared. She agreed that it wasn’t an easy subject. The class started, and everyone was sitting down. I looked at her, smiled and waved. She smiled and waved back. Then she approached the painting and…
– Good morning, class! I’m Marta and I’ll be your organic chemistry teacher. © TOVSTUN / Pikabu

At our university, they set up a box to collect Valentine’s Day cards. She stayed there for a few days, filling herself with the students’ declarations of love. Everyone was waiting for the big day to read the messages… and on D-day, the box was gone. The cleaning lady threw it away. The cleaning lady threw the box away! She destroyed the hearts of students in love. © Подслушано / Vk When I entered college and moved into the dorm, we didn’t have a refrigerator for the first few months. So I bought few products and ate everything quickly. One of my neighbors did the same. And the other, the funniest one, put bags of produce on the porch, because during the winter, the low temperature was ideal for keeping the food cool. Then, one day, we were talking in the bedroom when we heard a noise outside. We noticed that pigeons were attacking this guy’s food.
Us: “What happened?”
Him: “The pigeons ate all my cheese.”
For a long time, he thought someone was stealing his food, but in fact, he spent a few months feeding the birds cheese, sausages and salami. © EdokPechenek / Pikabu

I didn’t have time to eat between classes, so I bought two pies in the college cafeteria and went to attend a physics lecture on mechanics. The teacher is a beast! Very hard. I was very hungry. The master walked up and down the auditorium as he gave his explanation. When his back was turned, I took advantage of it and tore off a piece of pie and swallowed it quickly. Until, suddenly, he came towards me, stopped and asked: “What are these pies made of?” I replied: “From meat”. He reached out his hand and said, “Break it down.” I, startled, pushed one of the pies towards him, and he continued his lecture with an unflappable air, eating my pie. Well, I was also starting to eat without ceremony anyway.
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So, do you remember any funny stories that happened to you during college? Share it with us and other readers in the comments! We are curious!